Letter to The Tart!
The Comment:
Dear Katt ... I can't just drop by to hear the scoop bout the infamous Kyk & not leave word, would be bad very behavior. ; )
Sooo, was he limping from love-in with new girlfriend asphalt? Did he take sugar or cream in jittery coffee? Final question, if you had to pick .... hmm, what movie star comes to mind when you think of him? Brain or Braun, either will do? (Oh & the voice?)
Smooch,
The Tart
; )
Sooo, was he limping from love-in with new girlfriend asphalt? Did he take sugar or cream in jittery coffee? Final question, if you had to pick .... hmm, what movie star comes to mind when you think of him? Brain or Braun, either will do? (Oh & the voice?)
Smooch,
The Tart
; )
The Response:
Dearest Ms Tart!
Thanking you kindly for your enquiries regarding The Man! I will try to answer them to the best of my ability.
With reference to his limp... actually no, the man was walking perfectly normally. So, if we may be women and analyse this, it seems his wounds were rather skin-deep (however painful I am sure) and not muscular.
As for the coffee, now this is an interesting story. He settled for a decaf cappuccino with foam. And I use the word "settled" because of the nature of the establishment we were dining in. There was no doubt in either of our minds that if he had asked for his usual tipple, and you should appreciate this being native of those parts, an Americano, the waitress would have spun off in a tizz and had management in flat spin because... gee, what is an Americano?
In the event that you are as in the dark as I was as to what exactly an Americano is, I was fortunate enough to have been educated. It is an espresso in a normal sized mug topped up with hot water.
And he takes it with two packets of... hm, not sure if it was sweetener or sugar. Unfortunately I was not paying attention to that detail.
As for the movie star, and here he is going to think I am flattering him, but I get a definite Johnny Depp feeling. Does that answer your Brain or Braun question adequately?
The Voice... in capitals, please note! A typical actor's voice as he has the ability to make it carry without raising it. And again I run the risk of inflating his ego, The Voice is very manly with a really delicious laugh.
Footnote:
It has come to my attention that the meeting of two bloggers tends to cause a stir in the blogging community. Could I suggest a tag system whereby two bloggers are tagged and they have to meet and review the meeting on their blog? Any takers?
posted by Katt at 12:35 pm
11 Comments:
Johnny Depp? As Cap'n Jack Sparrow, maybe. At a push. Viewed through a plastic bag. A thick one.
Oooh someones online from The Netherlands...could it be SJ????
I like Johnny Depp...even when viewed through a plastic bag...
and oh hell - you don't want to my love style....it's scary..I am, apparently, a tart.
I guess it was SJ.. :D
and no, not Sarah Jessica either ;)
Katt, i am still a lovely shade of green btw..
Dear Miss Katt!
You have made my Tarty day & some will wonder why I can't stop smiling. Wow! ; )
Several descriptions stick in my mind regarding The Man ... "thick hair" & "delicious laugh!"
Big sigh ... then Johnny Depp! : o
Shiver me timbers, matey!!!
Many thanks from across the ocean. To have a post in response to my questions is fabulous. You have such a great way with words!
Big hug & smooch,
The Tart
Ps. You & The Man must set up meeting #2 ... Katt, the story must not end here, k? ; )
I get all paranoid about people, wondering if this person is kyknoord, or that person is katt, or dooce, or whatever.
*plops fake moustache on face*
Katt, for what it's worth, the Tart and I have met and have become good friends. But neither of us posted about it that I can remember. Ain't the blogworld grand?? :-)
Kyk: Cap'n Sparrow, do you dare question my powers of observation?
Geena: It probably was ShutterJane. Johnny Depp definitely is drool-worthy. And a tart. Hm, Geena in France, meet The Tart from Texas, The Tart, Geena.
The Tart: It is only a pleasure and I had lots of fun making him blush. As for meeting two, the planning department is working on it.
Rramone: Thanks for stopping by! As for meeting The Tart, I am envious. I can only imagine it was a riot! Please blog it. :-)
Johnny - Johnny Depp??!!
I,m moving back to SA!!
Cape Town - to be precise.
VERY CLOSE to the Masque
Theatre - in fact.
Scott: You should see my Fedora and trenchcoat! With a red carnation in the lapel.
GincoLeaves: About bloody time too! I had to dangle a man in front of you as a carrot... interesting picture in my head right now.
Katt, the tart is a confirmed wingnut. She will even admit that. :-) But she is a nice wingnut.
Tart, please don't kill me.
i think that's a really funky idea! i just hope anyone else "reporting" on their meeting can make it sound as funky as you did!!
nice work doll!
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